OPEN LETTERS TO

An Open Letter to the Family of Fruit Flies Living in My House

It’s about time I reclaim my kitchen

Photo by Flávio Conca on Unsplash

Dear Drosophila melanogaster family,

You nasty little suckers. Just when I thought I had drowned the very last one of you in hand sanitizer you once again defy death and repopulate my kitchen. And boy, your reproductive…