Meet Mr. Goxx the Crypto-Trading Hamster
A German hamster is outperforming the S&P 500
Who Is Mr. Goxx?
Mr. Goxx is a German hamster and apparently a very knowledgeable entrepreneur. He is a crypto-trading genius who is receiving extensive news coverage.
Mr. Goxx introduces himself to his 7.5K followers on his Twitch Channel:
Hi there, I am Mr. Goxx | CEO & Founder of Goxx Capital. Watch me live working my trading magic.
And this is what his human business partner (who to this day prefers to remain anonymous) has to say about his prodigy hamster:
Mr. Goxx is a hamster living in a loving and caring environment. Unlike other hamsters, he owns a fully automated high-tech trading office, directly connected to his normal hamster-friendly home (he can enter and leave it whenever he wants).
By running in the wheel, Mr. Goxx is able to select certain assets and by entering one of the tunnels, he decides whether to place a buy or sell order, which is then sent over to a real trading platform via API (yes, real money involved).
Patience pays off! Mr. Goxx carefully evaluates the right time for his trading activity and — since he’s a Hamster — he…
