This Is a Super Clickbaity Title

And this is a very meta subtitle that has nothing to do with my piece

And this is the first photo of a typewriter I could find because I could not be bothered looking beyond the first page of the suggested pictures. (Photo by Luca Onniboni on Unsplash)

So you have scrolled down to begin reading my piece. Congratulations, you have fallen prey to my clickbait title. But we are all just playing the game, right?

I will try to be brief because I know that you will lose interest in the next 10 seconds if I do not make…